Little Girl Lost

Scooter's lawyer is too tall, his wife is too big for him, his trenchcoat is too oversize for him. Does he try to promote this waif look? It works for Kate Moss, but not so much for Scooter. The crutches on arraignment day? C'mon, suck it up!! Mary Matalin, your chief legal fundraiser, is making this a "GIRRLL FIGHT". Quit holding the door for everybody as they enter the court house-it just makes us think you want the camera to linger on your supplicant demeanor. Ah, THE MEMORY DEFENSE.....GOOD LUCK! Hard to impanel a jury, when all of D.C. hates your Boss, your boss's boss, and their Excellent Adventure in Iraq.

"Dopey had to die" for this schmock!

What is Dr Robert Jarvik doing shilling for Lipitor? So far a series of 3 tv & print ads too. The long, gelled hair, the 4 inch cuff pulled from the sleeve, the lavender tie for gawd's sake. Rowing across the Red Sea, strolling through the pharma facility with the lab-coated underling, man-in motion, "Charles in Charge" - this MD is too much for us mere mortals. Rover had to die to make the artificial heart, chimps had to die, Dr. Barney Clark had to die to make this guy's name a household word. Married to Marilyn vos Savant. Can you imagine dinner table conversation at their house? The ego/IQ ratio would be hard to sustain. The connection between Lipitor and the ARTIFICIAL HEART is what?
I will have to Goggle to find out what ad agency came up with this campaign.

Wo ist die Unterwasche?

No picks available for this post, and it's not because I didn't try. But, then I would have had to figure out a way to put the black box over the nether regions downloading from the limos. These girls who bare their "there" have ATTENTION DEFICIT DISORDER! If they don't get enough attention- they are disordered. It is not as if they need the money. As Britney's Mom always told her at The Mickey Mouse Club show, if the camera goes to someone else, just flash a little somethin-somethin at the closest guy with the BIGGEST LENS.

Who's a Ho? Up in the Harvard Bidness

Jack and Suzy Welch ....I love this match made in Ho-dom! Suzy has her Trophy Husband- He's rich, he's old, and he has a HEART CONDITION. She is not going to let him go gently into the night. More $$ for the dynastic wealth for the FREILOADER step children. Jack Welch could not even pony up for his wine or floral tabs as a retired GE executive. The books go straight to the remainder tables and nobody cares what HE THINKS anymore. He had the trophy wife and he is now seriously WHIPPED!

Who's a Ho? Chapter/Verse

Judith Regan is a qualifier on two counts: Publisher of the temporarily shelved "If I Did It" O.J. tome and Bernard Kerik's Editor-on -the -Side at their Ground Zero Love Nest. I heard all profits from the OJ debacle were going to decorate Wendy and Rupert's new APT! Beware of Editors with ISSUES.

Who's a Ho?

For the inaugural post on this blog, I wanted to have recognition of big media suck-ups, people behaving badly, and a "people with profiles" that have lost all focus or perspective. Prince Albert of Monaco has been the designee just waiting for this blog site to happen. Who knew he was a baby daddy? Not once, but at least twice over. While Princess Stephanie's life resembles a Fellini film, and Princess Caroline is living strictly according to protocol, Prince Albert, apparently of no hair, is definitely not without heirs!

Test!

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