Little Girl Lost

Scooter's lawyer is too tall, his wife is too big for him, his trenchcoat is too oversize for him. Does he try to promote this waif look? It works for Kate Moss, but not so much for Scooter. The crutches on arraignment day? C'mon, suck it up!! Mary Matalin, your chief legal fundraiser, is making this a "GIRRLL FIGHT". Quit holding the door for everybody as they enter the court house-it just makes us think you want the camera to linger on your supplicant demeanor. Ah, THE MEMORY DEFENSE.....GOOD LUCK! Hard to impanel a jury, when all of D.C. hates your Boss, your boss's boss, and their Excellent Adventure in Iraq.

"Dopey had to die" for this schmock!

What is Dr Robert Jarvik doing shilling for Lipitor? So far a series of 3 tv & print ads too. The long, gelled hair, the 4 inch cuff pulled from the sleeve, the lavender tie for gawd's sake. Rowing across the Red Sea, strolling through the pharma facility with the lab-coated underling, man-in motion, "Charles in Charge" - this MD is too much for us mere mortals. Rover had to die to make the artificial heart, chimps had to die, Dr. Barney Clark had to die to make this guy's name a household word. Married to Marilyn vos Savant. Can you imagine dinner table conversation at their house? The ego/IQ ratio would be hard to sustain. The connection between Lipitor and the ARTIFICIAL HEART is what?
I will have to Goggle to find out what ad agency came up with this campaign.